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I am a junior in high school and I'm 16. In my blog you will find many random posts of 'stuff'. Enjoy! :)I have a secondary blog on The Romanov Family: http://randomromanovhistory.tumblr.com/


thegiggles:

hungarian:

what will happen when i’m 40 & still find 18 yr old guys really hot

you replace the term hot with the phrase ‘what a handsome young man’ and it’s suddenly socially acceptable

(via mistresskira)

— 2 months ago with 102460 notes

brandonurie:

i hate those things were its like ‘describe yourslef and ill say if id date you’ becuz you can legit make anything/one sound nice, like ‘tall, brown hair, blue-grey eyes, charismatic, vegetarian, very passionate about stuff’ and youre probably thinking wow that sounds pretty good, little did u kno i just described hitler

(via pizza)

— 2 months ago with 71773 notes

caffeine-fiend:

mattypwhatwhat:

I don’t under stand racism

because people are like eggs

some have light shells and some have dark shells

but there’s no point differentiating them

because they all taste the same once you crack them open and empty their guts on the frying pan

Wait until the vegans find this.

(Source: eoo, via rejectionjellyfish)

— 2 months ago with 199234 notes

theofficialvincenzo:

sevenpoints:

iidelirium:

captainragtag:

hey what if someone invented a machine that allowed women to transfer their pregnancies to men and then the government passed a law that if a woman didn’t want to have a baby the biological father was required to carry it how fast do you think birth control would stop being an issue

BEST NIGHTBLOG POST EVER

“IT’S UNETHICAL TO FORCE PEOPLE TO CARRY A BABY!!!!” MEN SHOUT

“NO SHIT!!!!” WOMEN REPLY

MY PENIS ;.; 

(via fandomshipper)

— 2 months ago with 575303 notes

ronwheezly:

rneerkat:

one day an insane person is going to threaten me with a gun and im going to make some stupid joke and thats how my life will end

“hit me with your best shot”

(via annafofannabanana)

— 2 months ago with 507074 notes

juliettebrioche:

when you see a map or a family tree at the front of a novel you know that shit is gonna get complicated

— 2 months ago with 232677 notes

spiderman-saga:

daisyfairy:

boxofpoptarts:

tin-pan-ali:

awhisper-acapella:

daisyfairy:

i’d like to see a version of romeo and juliet about a person that works at burger king and a person who work at mcdonalds that fall in love

“Deny thy corporation and refuse thy name badge.”

“A McRib by any other name would smell as sweet.”

“Do you bite your spatula at us, sir?”

I POSTED THIS WHEN I WAS STONED I HATE YOU ALL

Don’t do drugs, kids.

(via yesi-chan)

— 2 months ago with 211000 notes

alexbbypls:

break-itbrian:

if you ever think English is not a shit language just remember that read and lead rhyme and read and lead rhyme, but read and lead don’t rhyme, and neither do read and lead.

This post fucked me up.

(via gracieness)

— 2 months ago with 277479 notes

unjolras:

my body isnt a temple my body is a castle with a moat and crocodiles and a dragon who will set you on fire if you touch me

(Source: churchrat, via dutchster)

— 2 months ago with 573103 notes

porrim-some-sugar-on-me:

lock-lamora:

duhpercy:

ads for pads these days are all about how thin and discreet pads are and how no one will ever be tell you’re wearing them wELL HOW ABOUT YOU MAKE THE PACKAGING QUIETER BECAUSE THERE’S NO FUCKING POINT IN HAVING A THIN DISCREET PAD WHEN EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU RIPPING ONE OPEN IN THE SCHOOL BATHROOM

Use the men’s room they won’t expect it

'Who the fuck is eating chips in here?'

(via kaeandlucy)

— 2 months ago with 373805 notes

do you ever cry because you’re not british

tears of joy

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(Source: sonofabaggins, via hamburgerballerina)

— 2 months ago with 389487 notes

andiamburdenedwithgloriousfeels:

headless-hat:

jupitereyed:

kkatkkrap:

justdrinktea:

so in Japanese, we sang Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer.

here’s a general gist of the translation:

Rudolph had a shiny nose
no one liked him
he cried every night
then one Christmas it was dark
Santa decided Rudolph’s nose was convenient (literally it says convenient)
Rudolph was useful.

I SHIT YOU NOT. 

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That’s basically the song without all of the fluff, though.

IT’S LIKE A VULCAN CHRISTMAS CAROL

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(via novavapor)

— 2 months ago with 292347 notes

shouldnt:

That moment when you don’t want a conversation to end but don’t know what else to sayimage

(via camerondallas)

— 2 months ago with 285299 notes